Us Two

Wherever I am, there's always Tammy,
There's always Tammy and Me.
Whatever I do, she wants to do,
"Where are you going today?" says Tammy:
"Well, that's very odd 'cos I was too.
Let's go together," says Tammy, says she.
"Let's go together," says Tammy.

"What's twice eleven?" I said to Tammy.
("Twice what?" said Tammy to Me.)
"I think it ought to be twenty-two."
"Just what I think myself," said Tammy.
"It wasn't an easy sum to do,
But that's what it is," said Tammy, said she.
"That's what it is," said Tammy.

"Let's look for dragons," I said to Tammy.
"Yes, let's," said Tammy to Me.
We crossed the river and found a few-
"Yes, those are dragons all right," said Tammy.
"As soon as I saw their beaks I knew.
That's what they are," said Tammy, said she.
"That's what they are," said Tammy.

"Let's frighten the dragons," I said to Tammy.
"That's right," said Tammy to Me.
"I'm not afraid," I said to Tammy,
And I held her paw and I shouted "Shoo!
Silly old dragons!"- and off they flew.

"I wasn't afraid," said Tammy, said she,
"I'm never afraid with you."

So wherever I am, there's always Tammy,
There's always Tammy and Me.
"What would I do?" I said to Tammy,
"If it wasn't for you," and Tammy said: "True,
It isn't much fun for One, but Two,
Can stick together, says Tammy, says she. "That's how it is," says Tammy

"Us Two" written by A.A. Milne - I changed Pooh to Tammy!